When God created women, He also created:

Bourgeoisie and the Beast

I Want cAndy

"If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it."  - AW


If there ever was a day to celebrate the sweetness of superficiality, it would be today.   So, don't feel bad if you shed a tear watching the final episode of the Hills (we all know it's about the cinematography, anyway...) or intently watched the Kardashian of your choice making tuna salad.  A little candy won't hurt you.  Trust me, I'm a dentist. 

Celebrating plasticity, fame and facades, and all things proverbial made new. A very happy birthday to you, Andy. 

That's all, really.

Haute Hippies

With a Jerry on top

American (Ballet Theatre) Idols

Today in Central Park, 230 ballet dancers stood en pointe for one minute and seven seconds, breaking the previous record of 220 dancers.  Their graceful effort helped raise donations for the Kips Bay Boys and Girls Club. 
Meanwhile, it took me one minute and seven seconds to retrieve a stubborn eyelash hiding underneath my eyelid. No donations were accepted, but I made a wish. The tutu should be arriving shortly.

I know why she sings

When a bird realizes that it is other than the cage, it is already free. 

-Saeb Tabrizi

OMFGenius

Thanks to Martha Stewart via BecomingLola...

Martha says:

To make these tulle lampshades, simply attach a child's tutu to a lampshade ring, and thread onto a bulb-and-socket cord, then hang from the ceiling.

I'm sure her "simply" is a little/lot less messy than mine, but I have no shame in admitting to being a novice.

It's just a party, baby

Hopefully I'll get the Evite next year....

Tour de France

Les Lunettes don't lie

I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter.  But after college...I did other things.

-JK

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Life: pre-responsibility era

So jealous

He said, She said

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - LC
Every picture has its shadows, and it has some source of light. - JM

I like French stripes and I cannot lie

Baby Got Breton

Dentist: will work for cupcakes

The new prostitution

All the king's horses and all the king's men...

Couldn't put Sarkozy back together again.

We've been waiting for you...

The first day of summer is officially today. You now have the right to:

1. Wear blindingly bright shades of nail polish and still be elegant 

2. Wear less clothes and not be solicited for favors (New Jersey residents N/A)

3. Not only sing along to a Ke$ha tune in your car, behind the curtain of a dressing room, but now in public!

4. Dress like:  a) your family vacations in Martha's Vineyard  

                       b) you walked off the Three's Company set  

                       c) 1980 called and they want their wardrobe back

Girls, just remember, look both ways before eating that ice cream in public.