21 June 2010

We've been waiting for you...


The first day of summer is officially today. You now have the right to:
1. Wear blindingly bright shades of nail polish and still be elegant 
2. Wear less clothes and not be solicited for favors (New Jersey residents N/A)
3. Not only sing along to a Ke$ha tune in your car, behind the curtain of a dressing room, but now in public!
4. Dress like:  a) your family vacations in Martha's Vineyard  
                       b) you walked off the Three's Company set  
                       c) 1980 called and they want their wardrobe back

Girls, just remember, look both ways before eating that ice cream in public. 

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